Definitions by chas1980

RTFC 

Read The Fucking Code.

Dude Max, I was having trouble with the Java AWL classes in my program that I'm writing and the bouncy balls are all over the screen and this is supposed to be eyecandy damnit! I have RTFM many times over!! Well Bill, I suggest you think outside the box. RTFC!!!

RTFC by chas1980 April 14, 2010

lol++ 

The next generation of the usage of lol. Lol is outdated and now cliche. If you really want to express that you are laughing, lol++ is lol incremented; meaning an added kick. Can also be used in chat etc. to indicate a laugh after a laugh.

Person 1: Dude, I crashed my bike into a tree last night. Person 2: Lol. Person 1: Yeah, I was so drunk, i ended up laying in the ditch until this afternoon because I couldn't crawl out of it in my stupor. Person 2: Lol++.

lol++ by chas1980 March 25, 2010

headlamp 

Two hippies pondered the magnitude of tweakers in Eugene, Oregon that ride around at night with their headlamps and flashy electronic gadgets. They developed the best term for the light headgear over the process of two days. They came to the ultimate definition: Crystal Methamphetamine User Style Cranial Detachable Illumination Device.

Did you see that dude flying by shirtless? It's 35 degrees outside. Yeah, that guy on that $5,000 dollar bike with all the flashing lights and the headlamp! Oh yeah, the guy with the "Crystal Methamphetamine User Style Cranial Detachable Illumination Device."

headlamp by chas1980 March 22, 2010