headlamp 

Two hippies pondered the magnitude of tweakers in Eugene, Oregon that ride around at night with their headlamps and flashy electronic gadgets. They developed the best term for the light headgear over the process of two days. They came to the ultimate definition: Crystal Methamphetamine User Style Cranial Detachable Illumination Device.

Did you see that dude flying by shirtless? It's 35 degrees outside. Yeah, that guy on that $5,000 dollar bike with all the flashing lights and the headlamp! Oh yeah, the guy with the "Crystal Methamphetamine User Style Cranial Detachable Illumination Device."

headlamp by chas1980 March 22, 2010

Headlamp in a coal mine 

One white guy among a lot of black guys.

"Have you guys seen Derek Carr on the Oakland Raiders. Man, being the only white guy is like being a headlamp in a coal mine."

Headlamp in a coal mine by DragonsNest April 10, 2015

Polish headlamp 

A method of illumination by taping a cheap book of matches to your forehead.

Bro 1. BRAH..I can't see in here its so fucking dark.
Bro 2. Don't worry Bromeister. I've got a coupla books of matches and some tape. I'll make us both a polish headlamp.

Polish headlamp by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016

headlamps 

Basicaly, a large pair of BREASTS,

headlamps by Gringo June 4, 2003

headlap 

Similar to headdesk, just used when no desk is present at the moment.

Used when in deep frustration with someone or something.

Dude 1, in car: Aw man I need to go get my house keys! *headlap*

headlap by rrryean February 8, 2009

HeadLamping 

Cutting Catalytic Converters, Powertooling, or Stealing Bikes (AT NIGHT)

“Look at the headlamper running past the window”
“The headlamper is headlamping tonight”

HeadLamping by Peachyykk June 21, 2023

headlimpy 

It's Beau

Hey who won the halo tournament?
It was headlimpy.

headlimpy by 123Combo January 28, 2024