Nickelback headache

A type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative Canadian schlock-rock band, Nickelback.

Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.

Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.

"I was driving, on my way to work, but I had to pull over and call in sick...another damn Nickelback headache..."

"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"

by BallBusta9000 December 22, 2008

axe headache

The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people.

Matt: Dude I hate changing for gym. That fat smelly kid always sprays himself with a whole bottle of axe. My head always starts to pound.
Dave: Man you got that axe headache bro.

by Marco's Polo March 9, 2006

cold headache

Also known as a brain freeze. When your head becomes cold from eating cold foods or drinks.

Rylan: I have a cold headache!
Sam: Me too!

by pillow1255 April 14, 2020

school headache

A feeling that a child may get in school in which they feel bored in the classroom, therefore getting a headache.

I think I just got a school headache from reading this complex textbook!

by Seshie January 10, 2009

sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.

I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.

by stevedavejohn September 29, 2010

Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

by Coffee92 April 25, 2010

Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu February 26, 2012