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head paunch

The fold of fat on the back of one's head, visible on people of larger stature who favour the shorter haircut.
"Wow, you can really see Penny's head paunch since she got her lesbibob haircut!"
by Darwinator March 24, 2010
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Punch the monkey's head in

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank
Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties
by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010
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Headlaunched

Adjective

A term used to describe that a statement made or message sent was thought out carefully
"I try to make sure all of the messages I send are headlaunched, I want for them to make sense."
by glimmeringViolet March 21, 2019
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