head dick

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company

due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager

by bluebear January 05, 2023

head-dick

Same as dickhead, used in Grand Theft Auto IV by Mohammed, one of Roman's idiotic taxi drivers.
Deliberately used to show bad English knowledge.

Get in quickly, you head-dick.

by Fennek June 25, 2009

turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

3 headed dick

A pink juicy jawn that don't stop. Usually found behind the crystal on old nat

Jerren was bored, so he licked on the entire 3 headed dick

by Re the oG March 13, 2017

Head to Dick Ratio

Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head

4'10" : Kinda tall/Average

6' : Really Fucking Tall

Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average

by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 09, 2019

dick head

when someone is acting like a really big dick

' omg, look at dave, he thinks hes the shit '
' yeah, dave is such a dick head '

by dickheadssuck October 13, 2009

dick head

One who behaves in a particularly obnoxious or selfish manner; as though they have cum for brains. A jerk.

Tom ate the last of the fuck'n cheese again, and he hasn't been to the store in over a month, that dick head!

Girl: Are you still dating Simon?
Another Girl: What the fuck! I thought he was cool at first, but that asswipe stood me up twice in a row and never called again!
Girl: What a dick head!

by Waer November 10, 2005