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turtle's head dick
Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
turtle's head dick by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021
Urban Dick Head
Larry: Jim, your a kike
Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew
Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew
Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
Urban Dick Head by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009
dick head
dick head by dickheadssuck October 13, 2009
tor dick-head
tor dick-head by David Gouveia February 2, 2010
dick head
One who behaves in a particularly obnoxious or selfish manner; as though they have cum for brains. A jerk.
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