head ache

when your head hurts

i drank to much last night and woke up with a head ache

by AjuntaPall August 2, 2006

head ache

When you hold an erection for so long the tip of your penis begins to hurt or ache.

Man, I was foolin around with that girl for like 2 hours but I never got off so I got a head ache AND blue balls.

by Randy Dick January 12, 2009

head ache

An unfortunate affliciton of the neck and spine for both women and men which is contracted via the rhythmic motion of "giving head", hence causing "head ache"

Oh man, according to Danny Sessions, Chat Dodds couldn't have left that party without severe "head ache". You know....because of all the gobbies.

by rossevan October 18, 2007

head ache

the feeling you get pissing straight after a wank

Friend: I've got a really bad head ache
Me: Thats sick

by arsmattacks September 26, 2007

Head Ache

When you too profusely masturbate to the point of causing injury to the head of your penis.

I choked my chicken so much it gave me a head ache.

by HEADACHEFTW August 26, 2013

Head Ache

A head ache is a hidden word for masturbating or an excuse for someone not to enter your room when you are masturbating.

P- hey dude can i come in?
K- no

P- why not?
K- i have a head ache so go away

by Pedabear November 8, 2009

Tortuga head ache

the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.

collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .

by nessy gen 3 January 10, 2018