Head Pat 

Description used for people who are so stupid that the only thing you can do is head pat them.

Why are you such a Head Pat?

Head Pat by FantaChic June 21, 2020

Pat short people on the head week 

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

Pat short people on the head week by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

Pat on the Head 

A term used to describe the event of an errantly hit golf ball striking the forehead of the drink lady, driving a drink cart on a golf course. Most common occurrences are during the month of January in Palm Springs.

Wow! Did you see that! My drive totally went off the heel of my club, and gave that drink lady down there a Pat on the Head!

Pat on the Head by 5fortie3 December 30, 2010

Head Patrol 

Group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. They can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick wordBJ/word, titty flash or some anal lovin' that ends with worddirty sanchez/word.

To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.

I had a three-way with the head patrol!

I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.

Head Patrol by FBodyJim October 13, 2003

head patch 

Another name for hair atop one's head.

1) I'm getting my head patch shaved
2) That girl pulled on my head patch during the cat fight

head patch by Andzdab February 14, 2006

Off The Beaten Path Head 

Someone with a deformed skull which looks like a bumpy off road path. Also an idiot beatneck loser who tries to act big. A tramp.

That one redneck on SA:MP who you can pick as your character has an Off The Beaten Path Head.

Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.

Off The Beaten Path Head by Meankookoo31337 July 15, 2009

Patch Head 

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.

Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.

Patch Head by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012