haybail

What is produced when a collegue is so up tight they break wind that sounds like an ass muffled french horn.

here comes the boss. haybails flying!!!

by wingnutt April 24, 2007

marmaring

when one smothers amother in an annoyning fashion. a.k.a. squeezing the kitten, loving to intense, fucking annoyning.

stop marmaring me you pathectic twat.

by wingnutt May 14, 2007