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hawks nest 

Hawks Nest is a place of tranquility where various forms of fruit bongs are manufactured and smoked. These fruits include Pineapples and Rock melons which produce a taste which has been described as having a tangy punch.

Each bong is hand crafted and custom designed for maximum efficiency.
Person 1 : Hey man, how good was hawks nest!

Person 2 : It was great. We had Pineys all the time and I shat my pants and then had a dream about you on a pedestal waving your fist at a large audience. Talking about the "dangers of marijuana".
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Hawknest 

1) A Mohawk’s nest.

2) A Native American Afro

3) An apathetic Indian’s haircut.

4) A hibernating Indian warrior's winter home.
A Mohawk that has refused to migrate south for the winter, opting to build a Hawknest instead.

See you in spring, I'm headed to the hawknest.
Hawknest by The Scalp Collector January 17, 2011