hatr

Fumbling across your words results in a hatr. What you intended to say became hatr because you thought about hats right before thinking about what you are saying.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally got a piece of hatr last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice! How was she?"
Guy 1: "She? I got a piece of pie dude."

by Steve, August 20, 2008

Ryan Hatris

A fedora wearing kiddo that is socially awkward and says your mom jokes

Mickle: Hey guys I got some chicken nuggets today
Ryan Hatris: Your mom got some chicken nuggets today (tips fedora)
Mickle: Aw man, Ryan Hatris you got me this time

by Dr. Sherrill December 25, 2013

Hatrick Sprayze

Hatrick Sprayze is the act of vomiting thrice in one evening of drinking. If one has completed such an act then that person is also known as Hatrick Sprayze.

Sebastiaan: Did you hear that Medzhnun vomited three times on Friday after drinking at the Christmas markets?

Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.

by Hulk19 December 17, 2018

Hatriot

Conservatives who claim to love America, yet have a deep seated hatred for anyone expressing progressive / liberal ideas - first utilized almost exclusively on "The David Packman Show" under the segment "Hatriot Mail", where viewers who dislike progressive ideas send their hate filled e-mails to David Packman to air on his "Hatriot Mail" segment.

Hatriots who think they are Patriots love to send their hate filled e-mails to David Packman.

by The Industrialist February 16, 2015

hatriot

1) A person who zealously supports his/her political dogma to the point of bigotry towards people of opposing opinions.
2) A caller to "The David Pakman Show" who records "Hatriot Mail" comments expressing his/her ultra-conservative views in a derogatory manner.

Uncle Sam hates minorities; he's a true hatriot.

by lynxshade February 17, 2015

Eddie Hatrick

Edmund Hetrick's alter ego "Eddie Hatrick". Deriving from the hockey term "hat trick", Eddie Hatrick is famously known for boning down three different not-so-lovely ladies on consecutive nights. All three sessions usually performed without the "hat".

"Man I hope no bitches grind my shit on the dance floor tonight, I'm sore from pulling the Eddie Hatrick."

by Da Fulch July 30, 2009

CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder)

CHD is an offshoot of the obsessive-compulsive family of disorders and is certainly one of the most dangerous. An individual suffering from CHD will respond to a wrong, or a perceived wrong, as a lethal threat to their personal well being and will begin a process of incrementally exaggerating the magnitude of the personal affront, or perceived personal affront, until they can justify to themselves the death of the object of their hatred. While it is true that people suffering from CHD rarely go through with the killing, they are prone to repeatedly try to encourage others to hate the individual in question to the same degree as them, and hopefully respond with a physical manifestation of that hatred.

Individual X's CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder) prevented her from holding down a regular job. Once she achieved employment she would make efforts to socialize. Invariably as a result of that socializing, something would be said that would rub her the wrong way. The emotional injury would then be left to fester until the only solution was to exaggerate its severity and come to the conclusion that the affront-causing speaker needed to be eradicated from the workplace or indeed from the world itself. She would then proceed to poison the work environment by trying to get other employees to agree with her.

by DMR1969 December 4, 2018