A harsh and modern form of musical performance which reflects the unforgiving physical and social climates of Northern Canada.
Hatewave is a derivitive of an ancient Carrier-Tsek'ehne ceremony performed to expel hate from the earth and drive away evil lurkers while inviting noble spirits to dwell within the local community.
The music is an intense and focused sound made by a large variety of sources.
The style has been revived in Southern Ontario by a group of anthropologists known as the MolokoVellocet group, among others.
"I feel dirty and violated. I need to go to a hatewave"
"yo check out this album man."
"holy shit that hurts my ears."
"dont be a pussy its the latest Alive song."
"how do you define that ?"
"Nuclear Hatewave muthafucka!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).