Hate massage

When you give a rough massage to loved one but in an aggressive way.

I was mad at Dave so I gave him a hate massage. He deserved it!

by Aragedie August 8, 2016

National Hate Mytree Day

A day of hatred towards trees; for they keep dying for no reason.

Joe: Ugh I hate MyTree! Im going to celebrate National Hate Mytree day!!!
Bob: Shut the fuck up.

by giratinasnuggets March 21, 2022

hate coded and optimized

You "hate coded", BUT you went backed, and fixed the solution with better code (examples: more elegant algorithm, efficient use of memory, better performance, better use of data structures, easier to read and/or maintain, added comments, added unit testing, etc)

I solved day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded and optimized a solution.

by appalasian December 6, 2017

I hate robi

He look like sid and is an opp. Personally i dont like him pero ya que. Holis charlie 🫂
# i hate puerto ricans #pr isnt a state

“I hate robi And he can khs”- charlize

by Alyssssson June 11, 2022

tw-hating

Hating on somebody else on twitter

Eric thought Hollie was saying something silly so he sent her a tweet tw-hating on her

by funniestthingever March 22, 2012

Acquired Hates

Like 'acquired taste', Acquired Hates is where you may initially like something, only to then realise after a fashion that it is, in actual fact, completely shit.

The feeling of utter, childlike embarrassment when reminded of your previous love of that thing is without compare.

I give you:

Franz Ferdinand are such Acquired Hates. I used to think they were cool, but now I would rather kill a baby than listen to them ever again.

by monstrousbaby November 15, 2011

hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.

Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.

by QuacksO December 16, 2017