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A small form of car that is a sedan or coupe with the trunk removed and the entire back of the car opens. Became synonymous with fuel economy and because of that, became very unpopular in the United States, despite being very popular everywhere else. Also known as "Liftback," "Hot Hatch," or "Fastback."
The Geo Metro came in two-door or four-door hatchback styles. It gets 40 miles per gallon.
Hatchback by JNNC July 1, 2006

Hatchbacking 

What you do when it's too damn cold for the outdoors. Any hatchback provides plenty of space for you and you're friend(s). Great for transporting illegals over the border too.
Ford Foci work best.
Its too cold to eat outside. Let's all go hatchbacking in Sergio's Focus.
Hatchbacking by DrAnalrapist June 22, 2011

hatchback envy 

to be envious of friends who drive hatchbacks or the storage capacity of a hatchback. A condition exacerbated by the addition of a roof rack.
My trunk is too small for all of my camping gear and I have no luggage rack! Hatchback envy!
hatchback envy by errr envious July 14, 2011

Hatchback Snatch 

When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.
She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.
Hatchback Snatch by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018
those cars that look like mini vans, dinosaur eggs, and a pussycar. and the ppl who wanna jump in the jdm scene (usually fobby asians who think they know a lot about cars) would get hatchbacks because they think its the shit, sporty, and fast, when really? it's just a piece of cheap shit.

but the smart ppl who own a hatchback have one because they wanna save gas, and they don't buy it just to doll it up with extra gay front/back lips, sideskirts, spoilers that make em look like a ricer, etc...
person 1: why'd you get a hatchback? you don't even race for shit
person 2: because the guy in initial-d has one and he's cool
person 3: yeah, too bad you're not.

person 1: nice mini van :) ! but why does it have a spoiler?
person 2: it's a hatchback, douchebag...

Scandinavian Hatchback 

A process of sending mail in Scandinavia. You must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.
- "I've paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail."

- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"

- "That's exactly why it got lost."