haskew

Haskew means band and band what does band mean? Together!!!

Man I did a Haskew this morning

by ZombieProject5 March 20, 2018

Eddie Haskell

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.

I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!

by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

Haskell

1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.

You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.

by e*rex October 27, 2005

Haske23

A person who gets mad when you roast them. This person tends get quiet and not say anything back.

Ethan “Hey Jacob you look like Harry Potter.”

Haske23 *Says Nothing

by JoeMamma315 August 26, 2019

Haskel

Haskel is a massive rappy fat old fuck, who when sees a girl... he wants to rub them like he rubs his carpets.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.

Dude stop creeping on that girl, Your such a Haskel rapper.

by Haskel Wong November 25, 2019

Haskel

A chubby old fuck who loves to dances on tables and is lonely. It likes to crawl all over wamen a breath on their tits. His dick size is 1cm and he is unhealthy.

Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!

by ZephFurry November 26, 2019

Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018