Hartje

A 13 year old runescape nerd with social problems

derp hurp derp der hurpidy derp my names Hartje i like to put my banners up when people are trying to cook/fm on world 100

by Spicybites August 12, 2012

Van Harted

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"

Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!

by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016

Harte-Hanks

A building of broken dreams coated with the tears of desperation.

Conselor : Do you have any dreams of hopes in your future?

Client : N0 , I worked for harte-hanks...

by John Jacob Jingelheimer Schmit August 1, 2011

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by Scarquess December 1, 2022

Hartie

When your fucked up off the gas.

Can also be used as "me hartie" when talking to a friend.

EXAMPLE 1
Brandon: Yo I just chiefed 2 blunts im hartie af.

EXAMPLE 2
Joey: Whats good me hartie
Tyler: ME HAAARRRTTTIIIEE

by BubbaP609 October 27, 2018

William Hartnell

The first actor to portray The Doctor in the BBC television program, originally premiering as the first doctor on 23rd of November 1963 in "An Unearthly Child". His companion was his "Granddaughter", Susan Foreman. He was replaced by Patrick Throughton on the 5th of November 1966 in "The Power Of The Daleks"

The Doctor: One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me I am not mistaken in mine. (William Hartnell as The Doctor)

by TheAtariNerd February 2, 2013

Hartlee

Hartlee, a young Torontonian is famous for her claim to inventing the phrase " nomg"

this phrase, which most would be embarrassed to use, let alone make up, makes Hartlee a unique breed of crazy.

she is known for using the phrases " for real, amazing" and of coarse "nomg"

Q: who uses the phrase nomg?
A: hartlee

by headfloat November 30, 2009