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Harriett 

Yes, with two "t"'s. Different from all of the other grey, bland "Harriets". Harriett is a (very) smart, independent, shy, beautiful woman who doesn't even know it. She's got a great sense of humor, music, and more. She has a god damn amazing body, but will never accept it. She also won't accept the fact that she's very easy on the eyes. Her laugh is also one of the cutest things in the world, and would make a republican smile. Not to mention her voice is music to most anyone's ears. She also finds peace in Television and some games, opposite her countless airhead, size negative three counterparts. If you've ever been stupid enough to start acting depressed around her when she was one of the only things that made you happy in today's world, than you're an idiot.
Harriett: I'm mank and fat.

Man: Harriett! You aren't fat, mank, dumb, any of that! For the billionth time you are the perfect girl, my god!

Harriett: I like trains

Man: NONONOWAIT--
A fit girl that all the guys and girls love. Harriet is an amazing friend and laughs and smiles all the time. She is loyal and modest and takes most things as a joke although a lot of bad things may be happening her life. A harriet is usually short and has beautifully brown hair and brown eyes. She is usually talented at art and singing and is smart. She is popular and kind and likes most people. You'd be lucky to find a harriet.
Harriet is the most amazing girl ever I wish I was harriet
Harriet by Soldierboy45 November 17, 2015
Harriet is an awesome person who is slightly weird but creative and imaginative
That’s are great idea Harriet (Harriet is Awesome)
Harriet by Eyeaye July 31, 2018
The perfect girl in every way, shape and form. Every guy wants her but don't be fooled, she is a strong independant woman who can stand up for herself. She is the most amazing and sexy person you will ever make. She is the hottest girl in the universe as well as smart and funny as hell. To some it up, she is Hilarious, GORGEOUS, and as smart as a whip.
Check out that girl! I wish she was my girlfriend... She is totally Harriet.

My girlfriend is smokin', smart AND funny, you could say she's a Harriet.
Harriet by TehGreatOne January 9, 2015

Harriett Fitzgerald 

Harriett is thickkkk, she is the best person you will come across, she loves to have fun, she's also a crackhead when she wants to be.
If anyone is picking on you you can depend on this girl for having your back. If you mess with her, be prepared to get tackled to the ground cuz this girl doesn't tolerate bitches (like girls named Ella if ykyk)
If you come across a Harriett KEEP HER! or you will regret it

She's an amazing person, beautiful, talented, amazing friend, good at all sports and just an all-around great girl.
KEEP HER !!!!!!!
BOY: Omg did you see Harriett Fitzgerald at that party
BOY 2: Yesss bruh she's thick ass
German name; meaning: Ruler if the home; Shorter name: Hattie
Creative especially with art, amazing singing voice , beautiful hair and eyes , can be quite tall and slim and very talented
She's a Harriet
Harriet by Chemicalpeep June 23, 2017
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