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"Baby, did I do a good job taking care of that harmar?
harmar by dropCGCF December 17, 2004

Harmar Coffee 

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.
Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?
Harmar Coffee by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005
A strict university that rejects the following people,

-People who live in the West
-People who live in the East
-People who live in the North

-People who live in the South
-People who prefer Apple
-People who prefer Android
-People who are liberal
-People who are conservative
-People who are totalitarian
-People who are anarchist
-People who use the internet
-People who don’t use the internet
-People who drink coke

-People who drink water
-People who drink juice
-People who drink alcoholics
-People who have been to a previous university
-People who have not been to a previous university
-People who breathe
Hey I got accepted into Harvard!

Ok alien!

Wait wha-
Harvard by AnOrganism February 9, 2021

Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.
TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?
Harvard Time by mash92587 October 14, 2006
A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing
Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos
Harvard by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Harvard Guy 

A super smart old person; probably a genius.
That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.
Harvard Guy by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022