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mouth harassing
What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!
mouth harassing by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017
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harjasmin • harasking • harassination • Harrasing • harrasking • Harashing • harasinif • harasment • harassin' • Harassinate
Textual Harrasment
Is defined as
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.
B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.
C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.
B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.
C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Holy fricken cow, gave my number to a co-worker to keep me up to date with schedule changes now I get like 50 a day from them, if this doesn't stop gonna have to turn them into the boss for textual harrasment.
B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!
C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!
C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
Textual Harrasment by ben14 July 7, 2010
harrasking
The act or action of asking someone something so many times that it defies the most complex form of nagging and becomes harrassment.
First time:" Hey are you still jamming out? You should play sometime"
Second time:" I heard your still playing, I want to hear"
Third time" " You still haven't let me hear you play"
Two-hundred and sixty-seventh time: " Hey-"
Victim: " Quit Harrasking me!!"
Second time:" I heard your still playing, I want to hear"
Third time" " You still haven't let me hear you play"
Two-hundred and sixty-seventh time: " Hey-"
Victim: " Quit Harrasking me!!"
harrasking by HeySpike August 18, 2008
harassin'
harrasking
'unintentionally' asking someone about an event or situation repeatedly, to the point that it becomes harrassment. Frequently used when the questioner is looking for an update or favor when they must know deep down that your answer has not changed since the last time they asked you...
Classic examples of harrasking questions are:
"are we there yet?"
"are you done yet?"
"are you sure....?"
"are we there yet?"
"are you done yet?"
"are you sure....?"
harrasking by Attain March 12, 2008
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