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adjective
1. slow, unreliable and lazy and procastinates their entire life.

2. used to describe inflated people or deluded people.

3. in denial, cannot accept the truth.
noun a living being that is inflated in the head and chooses to blind herself from reality by only listening to her parental compliments.
I was just pulling a hariko.

I'm such a hariko, I'm so high quality.

She is such a hariko, she's been sleeping in for 12 hours.

Linda was being a hariko by pretending like she didn't cause the problem even though there were witnesses.
hariko by rubybooby October 22, 2006
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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Related Words

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.
Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.
Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Haribo Roulette 

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul
Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.
H - High Class

A - Arrogant

R - Rare Combination

I - Inspiring Munda

O - Open-Minded

M - Movie Lover
hariom come here to see what's there.
hariom by Hariom Gupta November 27, 2021

Haribol! 

Literally "Shout Hari!", it is not unlike the phrase "Praise the Lord" and is used in the same way, since Hari is one of the names of Krsna.
Haribol! and pass the potatoes.
Haribol! by Snakespeare October 21, 2007
In India, Harika is often an individual of true beauty, both inside and out. one who is able to charm others in a second, generally with her eyes and smile. She is good with her words, cunning, and able to convince others into doing what she wishes.

in Hindi, it can also mean 'beauty' often describing song or music.
She was being quite a Harika, quickly acquiring a group of followers with her clever words and enchanting smile.
Harika by Hinduman2 January 8, 2011