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hardboiled eggs 

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his sperm count before going on an all week-end bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets Hardboiled Eggs, which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).
Paul hardboiled his eggs, so that on his 3 day fuck fest, he did'nt have to wear a rubber, and therefor, did'nt have to worry about getting Sally and Crystal pregnant.
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hardboiled eggs 

Longdale's balls

Hardboiled eggs > Naru
Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.
hardboiled eggs by Anonymous February 22, 2003

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Hard Boiled Eggs 

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.
Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.