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Hardcastle

The act of ejaculating on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious.
As retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, Joel hardcastled Samantha as she slept on the couch.
Hardcastle by hardcastlingzach March 1, 2009
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hardcase 

describes someone who is tough/hard and is probably rumoured to have stabbed someone
(liverpool slang)
"she's such a hardcase"
"nah he's a proper hardcase"
hardcase by L25imm May 28, 2017

hardcase 

"You're the fucking hardcase get the fucking guns"

-Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
hardcase by Chimpy6 January 31, 2005

Sexton Hardcastle 

Quite possible the coolest guy ever, he is a ladies man, smart, daring ,dashing, handsome, narcissistic, hawt and also very athletic. He has also been quoted as "the most charismatic and handsome guy to come to you via computer screen."
0M6! I LOVE TEH SEXTON! (millions of ladies)
Sexton Hardcastle by Snuphy January 22, 2005
Leader of <Reforged>, Warlock extraordinaire.

Able to carry on eleven conversations, master loot, raid lead, study, output 6k dps, and drink prodigious amounts of liquior simultaneously.

Only human known to use autofollow IRL... see "Vegas 2008".
"Uh, oh. Harakas and Smkr just got into your room's cashbar. Call security."
Harakas by Lowpass February 4, 2009

Hardcastle

A surname given to a posh boy who likes to be intimate with a horse rather than people but pretends not to like horses to cover it up.
I heard that dude fucks horses, hes a hardcastle
Hardcastle by Ohhhyeah69 December 11, 2019