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Hardcastle

The act of ejaculating on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious.
As retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, Joel hardcastled Samantha as she slept on the couch.
Hardcastle by hardcastlingzach March 1, 2009
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hardcase 

describes someone who is tough/hard and is probably rumoured to have stabbed someone
(liverpool slang)
"she's such a hardcase"
"nah he's a proper hardcase"
hardcase by L25imm May 28, 2017

hardcase 

British slang for an underworld enforcer.
"You're the fucking hardcase get the fucking guns"

-Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
hardcase by Chimpy6 January 31, 2005

Sexton Hardcastle 

Quite possible the coolest guy ever, he is a ladies man, smart, daring ,dashing, handsome, narcissistic, hawt and also very athletic. He has also been quoted as "the most charismatic and handsome guy to come to you via computer screen."
0M6! I LOVE TEH SEXTON! (millions of ladies)
Sexton Hardcastle by Snuphy January 22, 2005
Leader of <Reforged>, Warlock extraordinaire.

Able to carry on eleven conversations, master loot, raid lead, study, output 6k dps, and drink prodigious amounts of liquior simultaneously.

Only human known to use autofollow IRL... see "Vegas 2008".
"Uh, oh. Harakas and Smkr just got into your room's cashbar. Call security."
Harakas by Lowpass February 4, 2009

Hardcastle

A surname given to a posh boy who likes to be intimate with a horse rather than people but pretends not to like horses to cover it up.
I heard that dude fucks horses, hes a hardcastle
Hardcastle by Ohhhyeah69 December 11, 2019
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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