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happy box 

a happy box is the box that you hide your porn in
Nobodys home, time to get out the happy box
happy box by Luke Himsel June 11, 2006
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happy box 

A box that contains sex toys, and related items.
Have you seen what is in your girl's happy box?
happy box by alex1953strings March 1, 2014

happy box 

A way to bribe kids into doing things for you, usually for girls.
Get me a cup of tea and you can get something from the happy box.
happy box by Mikhail Alexander November 19, 2011

kids happy box 

-Chinesse or asian menu item for kids
-Also another name for care package in Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2
I just got a kids happy box for killstreak in modern warfare 2, I'm so good at that game.

I order kids happy box for my kids today.
kids happy box by Yes and it begins December 6, 2009

Happy Toy Box

When a women shoves 10 to 12 sexual objects up her rectum, and her male partner has to shove his arm up to the elbow into her ass in order to retrive them. He then must sexually pleasure her with all of the objects. Multiple times.
Black Dude One: Hey homie what did you do last night?
Black Dude Two: Oh i hung out with that couguer Tywasha!
Black Dude One: Oh word?! How did it go?
Black Dude Two: We happy toy boxed so hard! She put 15 things up dat ass and when I pulled them all out they were covered in shit! Then I fucked her with each one 20 times!
Happy Toy Box by NelliyJuice January 18, 2012

box happy 

When you finish filling out a form and then realize(or are told by the person processing the form) that you have ticked way too many boxes.
Guy 1: Hey dude can you look over this aplication form i filled in?

Guy 2: Ok (reads over document) dude what the hell you ticked all the boxs even the yes and no ones.

Guy 1: yeah i think i got a little box happy.
box happy by Commander Wolf 001 June 22, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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