happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks Share definition Flag Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with. He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery. happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch