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This name is obviously short for hannah, but only good ones, who are naughty.
"awww, hanspan u rule, ur so naughty"
Hanspan by lukeh March 20, 2005
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A lover of monkeys; often has a boyfriend called Gorgish
Did you know that Hanspan is going out with Gorgish?
Hanspan by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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Musical instrument played with the hands. Made of steel, it produces soothing tones that slightly resemble steel pans of Trinidad and Tobago.

This expression first appeared in the fall of 2007 on the website of an American steelpan producer Pantheon Steel. It was used to describe its own development of a new instrument which was launched as an alternative to the Hang.
The handpan is a wonderful musical gift to the entire world.
HandPan by focorockstar June 1, 2012

Handpantsa 

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)
David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela
Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013

Hangpang 

To throw someone under the bus
I can’t believe you are going to hangpang me and tell everyone about Celine dion concert
Hangpang by Hangpang August 29, 2018
Hey, ever heard of that girl, Hansani?
Hansani by Andyryder November 2, 2010
The Girl that thinks she is cool but just has anger issues and like to hit people with pans. Loves to hit devin and try to murder lots of people
Hannan your so trash at Fortnite! You should become a hanpan, and use a pan to beat someone preferably devin.
hanpan by Paparapadaptor June 8, 2018
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