n. 1. An adapted version of the board game Candyland which replaces the use of Candy with Handjobs. 2. A reference to receiving handpleasure from oneself or another person.
1. Bob: Susan and her friends came over last night and I busted out Handyland after they had a few wine coolers. I rigged the deck and all the cards came up white!
Sam: Damn, why didn't you call me? I would have definitely busted a Gramma Nutt when I saw Queen Frostine.
2. I've got a date with Candace on Thursday and let's just say I'm planning on taking a trip to Handyland.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.