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When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

handy heater by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

Words you can keep

Hater Hands

It's when a person who you think is your close friend goes behind your back and proceeds to tell the female your seeing a barrage of negativity about yourself in hopes to lure her away from you and into his "Hater Hands"

John: Hey I know that you have strong feelings for Matt but I just wanted to tell you that the other night I watched him get two phone numbers from a couple different girls.
Female: Wow what an asshole!
John: Here hop on the back of my vespa and I'll take you out for some frozen yogurt to cheer you up!
THE NEXT DAY
Female: Hey John told me what you've been up to and I don't appreciate you treating me like another notch on your belt!
Matt: Well I don't know what he said but don't believe him. The guy has the biggest pair of Hater Hands you'll ever encounter!

Hater Hands by Dirty beanz the poet July 21, 2009

Related Words

handy heater • Hater Hands • handy • handy andy • Handy Manny • handy special • Handy J • Handy Mandy • handy candy • Handy Capable

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Rammys

-Ramifications

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NARP

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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