Handy Dandy 

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

Handy Dandy by me8576 October 20, 2009

handy-dandy 

short form for a handy-capped person.

The handy-dandy went flying down the stairs in his wheelchair.

handy-dandy by Saccait November 12, 2008

Handy Dandy Notebook 

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

What we need, is our HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!!

Handy Dandy Notebook by Hayyshull May 21, 2007

Handy Dandy Man 

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."

Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.

Handy Dandy Man by "The God King" June 7, 2018

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy 

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

Handy Dandy Job 

When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.

I gave a handy dandy job to my boyfriend.

Handy Dandy Job by catrapeman May 19, 2019

Handy Dandy Standy 

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.

Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry

Handy Dandy Standy by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020