Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.
by Louise46 May 26, 2009
Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.
by cmoney100 December 23, 2010
by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008
-noun
The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.
The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.
Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.
by Tommy2011 September 24, 2011
fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*
also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash
also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash
by crank that soju boy April 11, 2022
She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.
by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
by maddash15 August 20, 2011