Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

Mexican Handwash

A type of massage that you give a pregnant midget on Tuesday evenings

Jon was glad to go home after a long days work and give his wife a Mexican Handwash

by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008