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Handiness 

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!
Handiness by shitdood December 28, 2007
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Handrive 

To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down
When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!
Handrive by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008

Hangriness 

An induced state of anger caused by hungriness, leading to a need to put yourself in a food coma to resolve such anger.
I'm sorry that I called you a bitch, I was in a state of hangriness, but now that I've had pizza and wings, and ice cream, I love you again.
Hangriness by foodismybitch October 18, 2012

handrina 

Refers to when a guy jerks off with his hands . Hand-rina
HANDrina was good last night
handrina by Toivo March 19, 2017
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026