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national handjob day 

on the day april, 13 it will be national handjob day so give someone anyone a handjoba
damn terry you got 5 handjobs today?
yea man it national handjob day

National Handjob Day 

On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.
you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!

National handjob day 

HAND JOB
Hand job means to jerk off your dick or penis

Boys get ready because on Friday April 13th 2018 it is national handjob day. On this day any girl can come up to you sit you down and give you a handjob. Or boys can ask and girls have to say yes. Girls get your game up because the boys are coming hard #sloppytoppy #longdickstyle
Come give daddy a handjob girl
Come beat my meat and call me daddy it’s national handjob day

National Handjob Day 

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.
A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

national handjob day 

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.
John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

give jake a hand job day 

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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