hand prostitute
A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
hand prostitute by NomadicBu May 4, 2018
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hand prostitute
A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.
Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
hand prostitute by Vince Noir February 17, 2008
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