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hamster racing 

when two really gay guys shove a tube in their asses and make a poor lil hamster run through it. between their asses. so the hamster can anally rape them.
Gay dude #1: Wanna do some hamster racing?
Gay dude #2: I've got the hamster if you got the tube.
hamster racing by fartzore May 20, 2006
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hamster rating system 

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.
Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters

hamsterfacing 

When a woman puts a mans penis down her throat and a testicle in each cheek.
Sharon wasn't a fan of hamsterfacing as it would often make her gag.
hamsterfacing by Banno69 November 14, 2017
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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