hamster food 

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

hamster food by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

gone off hamster food 

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

gone off hamster food by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023