hamster fart

Random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he's awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.

Ethan: "hey pumpkin!"

Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)

Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"

Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"

Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"

Kristin: "???"

hamster fart by Ethan Banana. November 23, 2013

Get merch

Get the hamster fart mug.

See more merch

hammster farts

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.

"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"

hammster farts by kelamaroo September 30, 2008

Get merch

Related Words

hamster fart • hammster farts • hamster • Hamster Dance • hamster dick • Hamster doobie • Hamster House • Hamster Nuts • Hamster Sex • Hamster ass

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Get merch

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

Get merch

Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

Get merch

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

Get merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch