hamper sex

What happens when a simple clothes hamper comes in handy as the perfect prop to bend your partner over.

She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!

hamper sex by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

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Sex Hammer

A promiscuous man with a oddly shaped penis

He’s cool but he’s a real Sex Hammer

Sex Hammer by Megthesmeg March 13, 2026

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Hammersexual

A sexuality akin to jackhammering

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"

Hammersexual by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011

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Harpersexual

Someone who gets turned on by the robotic, passionless monotone of Stephen Harper, Conservative Prime Minister of Canada.

Mom, dad, I have something to tell you...I am harpersexual.

Harpersexual by chickenlovr October 24, 2010

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Hammersexual

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a hammersexual

Hammersexual by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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