hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

Hammerbone

To receive the bone hammer in an unexpectedly forceful and violent manner. One should note this doesn’t imply a lack of consent, you volunteered for the situation you find yourself in.

Teacher: Everybody’s doing so good on these tests. We might have to make them a lot harder.
Cole: y’all are about to hammerbone us.

by Tha Big Dumb Missile December 11, 2019