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A ham dog is a slice of ham served on a hot dog bun, commonly with mayonnaise and mustard.
We are out of bread and hot dogs but we have ham and hot dog buns. Looks like ham dogs again.
Ham Dog by anonymous April 23, 2025
Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog
Ham-dog is gagging at destiny
Ham-Dog by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018

Hot Dog No Ham 

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.
The met gala was hot dog no ham!

Ham-dogged 

Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
Ham-dogged by PureCharger February 22, 2008

Ham Dogging 

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.
After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.
Ham Dogging by A Spam April 1, 2010

Ham doggin’ 

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie
Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!
Ham doggin’ by The female ham dog November 30, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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