Skip to main content

hall crawl

A hall crawl is a drinking contest in which several teams are made to go to different rooms all along a hallway, each room dedicated to a different kind of liquor. The hall crawl is so named because by the end of the competition most of the participants are so inebriated that they are incapable of walking, and must crawl down the hall to the next room. Hall crawls are a frequent fraternity occurrence.
"Dude, did you go the Beta hall crawl last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"Brandon couldn't tell where he was going and crawled off the balcony. He only made it through three rooms, though, so we left him there until we finished."
"...That's fucked up."
by Omusubi April 13, 2006
mugGet the hall crawl mug.

Kentucky Hall Crawler

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.
My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler
by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021
mugGet the Kentucky Hall Crawler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email