When Jordan got back from his girlfriend's house he asked if I had a piece of gum that he could have. I could smell his halicameltosis from across the room so I gave him the whole pack.
A person, place or thing in such condition that it is no longer viable to sustain life, be lived in, or otherwise used in a manner as originally intended.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).