When Jordan got back from his girlfriend's house he asked if I had a piece of gum that he could have. I could smell his halicameltosis from across the room so I gave him the wholepack.
A person, place or thing in such condition that it is no longer viable to sustain life, be lived in, or otherwise used in a manner as originally intended.
Jeff’s car hit the house so bad it was in a hadicated condition.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.