hakib
hakib by yasssss_queeeeeeeeeeeeen May 31, 2020
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Hakim
An authoritative intellectual, with discernment. He's thoughtful, honest, makes sound decisions, & gives great advice. Hence, Wise Counselor/Judge. He values mind, body, & spirit above all as he strives to prevail. When he falls short, he uses no excuses. Despite being called obnoxious & pretentious, he's down to earth, genuine, & hopes to inspire others to be true to self vs. conform with the norm. He takes pride in assuming responsibility, serving his faith, and offering all praise to whom ONLY he seeks acceptance, ALLAH. Daily, he's improving in discipline, hard work, talent, ambition, willpower, confidence, courage, charisma, charity, compassion, courtesy, chivalry, & respect. He is loyal to loved ones, & generous enough to give his last. His laughter is as infectious as his solemn. He's a leader. He condemns violence, but can be brutally vicious if provoked. He adorns Allah's armor. Thus, he usually overcomes adversity. He embraces challenges. He's introspective. For hobby, he analyzes life & writes in retrospect. He has few friends as most others get frustrated by critical thinking. He's resolved & content with his small inner circle. It enables him to preserve the integrity of his thoughts vs. diluting or contaminating them with the toxic views of mainstream. He believes his body is his temple & mind the key to free him from shackles of mental or physical bondage. Most importantly, he strives to follow the guide of prophet Muhammad. MPBUH & to all who read this. MPBUY.
Hakim by Get Outcha Feelings March 24, 2019
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears
The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
Hakimi's Law
This is a practice in which a wealthy man transfers his income and net worth to the name of a close relative to prevent financial exploitation by women who marry for the sole purpose of gaining financial benefits from a premeditated divorce.
I don't trust my girlfriend, Natasha. She loves money a lot. If we get married, I am considering applying Hakimi's Law to protect my financial assets.
Hakimi's Law by Gerald NMT April 14, 2023