hairy turd

is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"

Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"

by tallwhytboi March 23, 2005

hairy turd

a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.

AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!

by walker November 27, 2004

hair turd

1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.

Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.

by BooBoo2268 May 14, 2014

A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024