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hairy teeth

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.
Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush
by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014
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i brush my teeth and curl my hair

doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.

“i brush my teeth” = “that person
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”
by kmisweirdaf August 14, 2022
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