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hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.
Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"
by Malleable February 9, 2008
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Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021
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