Malleable's definitions

hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

by Malleable February 9, 2008

Yogapanting

Gawking over a girl in yoga pants

This girl had me yogapanting.

by malleable May 8, 2014