The hairstyle worn by crackheads. Hair is very messy and all over the place. Sometimes also seen on people who just have woken up. Sometimes called bed head, Crackhead hair is much funnier.
Eric- Have you seen Matt this morning?
Jon- Yeah he has crackhead hair for sure.
Matt- Man I just smoked a bowl of crack
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"