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hair turd

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1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.
Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.
by BooBoo2268 May 14, 2014
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A turd with burnt hair

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A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 9, 2024
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a turd with burnt hair

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A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 9, 2024
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