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a girls legs when they only shave below the knees. Often attributed to lazy poeple or dirty vegans.

That girl was hot. When I got her naked she was sporting hair shorts. Junk.

hair shorts by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006

Words you can keep

she's got you by the short hair

She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.

she's got you by the short hair by Dubs Deuce May 4, 2010

short hair

This is easily obtained by chopping off long hair. It looks good on most girls (pixie is harder to pull off) and can be styled in millions of different ways. Its easier to maintain so its a win-win situation. Girls with shorter hair are not lesbians (although I speak only for myself). Emo girls will dye their short hair bright colors, prep girls might curl theirs, and rocker chicks will give theirs a choppy,layered look. Short hair is super versatile.

Although I cut my hair short and layered, I am as straight as they come :).

WARNING: If you plan on flirting, seducing, or hooking up with guys, I suggest long hair because men tend to like that type more (although I have proof that boys like short hair too).

short hair by RockerChick99 January 16, 2011

short hair

The type of hair that beats long hair.
Also, the tripfag Onayano from /a/ likes it.

Short hair is superior to long hair

short hair by Miharu June 27, 2008

Short hair, do care

An uptight state of being. The opposite of the popular Lil' Wayne phrase: "long hair, don't care". This can be used to describe somebody who is feverishly working on homework, someone whos very self concious, or anybody that just cares too much in general. This word is also used to describe butch lesbians, similar to the ones seen in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad.

Did you see the lesbos in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad? They were all short hair, do care.

Short hair, do care by Urine My Prayers April 30, 2011

short hair don't care

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.

Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.

short hair don't care by pangman October 3, 2018

short hair baddie

a baddie with short hair (no blonds)

damn that girl is a short hair baddie

short hair baddie by anonymous April 28, 2023

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026