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A pair of women's drawls. Referring to the containment of bush.
that bitch's skirt was so short she needed a hair net
Hair Net by whitbot January 6, 2005
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when haveing sex, geting a hand job, blow job... ect, you pull out right before coming and bust in the girls hair, it should drip around and harded into a "hair net".
"Joe gave jana a Hair net."
hair net by purell October 22, 2007

Salty Hair Net 

When a man is getting a BJ and he pulls out and shoots it in a girls hair.
Damn Grant I heard on Topix you gave e gal from The Timeout club a Salty Hair Net. You are the man!!!
Salty Hair Net by Embermatic September 10, 2013

Salty Hair Net 

When getting a BJ a man pulls out and shoots "it" in a girls hair.
Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!
Salty Hair Net by Embermatic September 10, 2013

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
polish hair net by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

netball hair 

a hair style that alt of time and effort has been put into...just for the sake to show off to the other girls, it usually consist of alot of plaits and an overuse of ribbon and bows.
"wow shes intimidating", "no dont be fooled its just the netball hair "
netball hair by ninnni May 12, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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