The greatest center to every play the game of basketball. He had every ability a basketball player needed to have: offensive moves, blocks, you name it. A great man on AND off the court.

David Robinson: yo hakeem wat up bitch
*Hakeem Olajuwon smashes the fuck out of David Robinson*

hakeem olajuwon by hakeemolajuwonfcksyouintheass December 5, 2007

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Hakeem Olajuwon

The greatest center to play in the NBA. He could move like a guard, score, pass, block, rebound, defend. You name it he could do it. He played the majority of his career for the Houston Rockets and then later played and retired with the Toronto Raptors.

Did you see that block?

Who? Oh, that is Hakeem Olajuwon Oh really.

Hakeem Olajuwon by david faustino August 29, 2012

HAKEEM

Hakeem the name of an amazing man. He is strong and has a good sense of humor. He will always search for the right lady and treat her like a princess. If ur lucky he could be ur snack😉💦. He is a tiny bit

and active he is very smart who know what he’s doing and has good advice . He has 2 sides of him. He’s very charming and will talk to you the whole day and never leave u alone he’s is a amazing person. My advice is that if your with him as a couple ur are very very lucky and if ur not get together he will always try to make new friends and is really funny and can say very good jokes. He would do anything if anyone talks bad about his loved one . He loves to smile so if u have a Hakeem never let him go he's one to keep because he will love u endlessly. He may not look like much but he's the best . DONT Be FOOLED !!!

Will u be my Hakeem !

HAKEEM by Lovedone 💋💋 November 11, 2019

Hakeem Olajuwon

One of the greatest Houston Rocket NBA Players.

Hakeem Olajuwon is "steady".

Hakeem Olajuwon by KJ2006 April 20, 2006

Hakeem

Intelligent, Wise Before His Time, Usually Good Looking

Hakeem always knows what to do.

Hakeem by GuttaBlossom March 14, 2017

Hakeem

The Best person you'll ever meet. Most Hakeems are amazing boyfriends, and is super funny.

girl 1: woah whos that hunk?
girl 2: Oh that hottie? thats Hakeem.
girl 1: Dayyuuum hes fine. He single?
girl 2: nah hes very commited

Hakeem by EasyBakeOvenFTW November 1, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026